I saw this over at shoebox.com. Awesome.
Blatantly swiped from shoebox.com
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Smirnov suggests that in all probability, there are only two possibilities that can exist. Either something can happen, or it can’t happen IE they have a state of 1 or 0. So in every probability, there is an equal 50% chance of either outcome.
Let us consider example A: Will you be shot in the face by some guy with a sniper rifle hiding in a bell tower today?
If you take the probability of this happening 1, and divide it by all probabilistic outcomes, 2, you are given:
1/2 =0.5 or 50%. Therefore you have a solid 50% chance of getting a bullet in your skull by some crazy mofo with a rifle.
Smirnovs Binary probability Theorem is a proven theory that can be applied to almost any binary probabilistic model such as the probability of rain on any given day, will Jesus come back in the second coming, seeing a dinosaur walking down the street tomorrow afternoon at pi time, and to make it somewhat related to zombies ‘will a zombie horde attack the city tonight’. The applications of this model are countless.
In accordance with this theorem you can also refer to the Costinak Theory of Two where everything has two states, an on or an off state. One might say that the Theory of two is somewhat the same as Smirnovs law of Binary Probability, but the chances of anyone saying that are 50/50. They might, or they might not.
And also you will be laughed at and ridiculed for your puny understanding of the universe around you. So there.
Or you might not…
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So I was reading shootforthehead.com and I came across this little tidbit.
“Ever since Subway was founded back in 1965 by Fred De Luca and Peter Buck, there have been quests– expeditions even– to find the ‘Perfect Sub’. Today, I come to you with ‘The Zombie’, my own personal– though probably not original– submarine sandwich. If you think you can handle the shear power of this sub, I invite you to travel to the nearest Subway and have them whip it up for you.
Here is what to ask for:
- Spicy Italian with Double Meat on Whole Wheat
- Bacon, if asked if you want the sub toasted, kindly tell them ‘No.’
- Cheese, you can opt for extra if you choose to dare
- Sweet Onion
- Chipotle Southwest
- Honey Mustard
- Parmesan
*If you’ve ordered a 06 Inch, ask to have it cut into 02 pieces
*If you’ve ordered a 12 Inch, ask to have it cut into 04 pieces
You may have noticed that there is an excessive amount of meat on this sub with absolutely no vegetables. The logic behind that is quite simple: When have you ever seen a Zombie eat lettuce?
Exactly.
Side effects may include: Upset stomach, explosive diarrhea, chest pain, euphoria, death and re-animation.”
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Read it. Memorize it. It may save your life one day. It’s also very awesome. I like the “If a loved one is infected” part. Remember, zombies aren’t your friends.
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The comic book ”The Walking Dead” may soon be a TV series. The comic book has been around since 2003 and is published by image comics. The comic book is published in black and white and has a gritty drama feel to it. The issues I’ve read have been pretty interesting and mainly outline the drama of those who have survived (or I should say are still surviving) the Zombie Apocalypse.
It appears that AMC may be taking on the project. To quote John Stillerman of AMC ”This is not about zombies popping out of closets,” Stillerman said. “This is a story about survival, and the dynamics of what happens when a group is forced to survive under these circumstances. The world (in ‘Walking Dead’) is portrayed in a smart, sophisticated way.”
As much as I like closet popping zombies, the direction the show may take for a TV series sounds interesting. But really, who cares? It’s a TV show featuring those loveable flesh eating monsters we’ve come to love and adore. That’s all I need to start watching.
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Everything comes back from the dead eventually. Check out this Zombie Super Nintendo at Gizmodo.
That totally rocks.
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Because even Zombies need love…
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
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So some guys in Toronto are trying to put together a Zombie short film festival. I think that might be the most awesome short film festival EVER conceived. So, I’m posting it here.
As it stands, anyone can join. There’s a (tentative) $20 entry fee and two rules.
- The film must be 20 minutes or shorter.
- It must be about zombies (duh)
It’s in Toronto and hopefully being held at the Revue Cinema. For more information go to http://zombieshortfilmfestival.blogspot.c
Go Zombies!
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Starring Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray (As a zombie apparently) This movie looks totally awesome. Less horror, more comedy. All zombie.
I’m gonna see it.
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I was watching TV, and what do you know, zombies are doing news broadcasts now. One might blame it on poor signal quality, I say the zombies are going mainstream.
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Because of the casket themed stuff lately.
http://www.casketfurniture.com/
I should shop here.
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Because if you have coffin shelves, you need this accessory to go with it.
http://gizmodo.com/5296698/coffin-couch-h
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Windows filtered junkmail
Hotmail junk mail filtered by hotmail junk mail box. I think that’s some irony there. haha
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Ok I lied he didn’t look like a zombie, he looked like a swat gangster from Umbrella corp.
He walked into the Metro Clothing store Friday evening on Capitol Hill, which was sponsoring the zombie crawl to promote the Crypticon Horror Convention at the Seattle Center next weekend looking a little too realistic and got arrested.
Read the full story here
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Haitian immigrant Jacques Orneuve filed a discrimination suit against the U.S. government, claiming he was unjustly denied Social Security benefits, simply because he is a zombie!
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For Zombie (And hooker) fans, I present to you, Zombie Hooker Nightmare.
It’s an action packed game where you play a heroic hooker intent on seducing johns and slaying zombies. A family fun game for all ages.
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